last post? (not really)
i cannot be pal arsed at the moment to blogg at the moment i will just.......yadayadayadayadapiffffffff
mild ramblings from the mild mind of mild mannered reporter Reet Smoot. I haven't got a secret identity honest.
i cannot be pal arsed at the moment to blogg at the moment i will just.......yadayadayadayadapiffffffff
Come on lads pull it together. We have not had our unexpected away win yet, you know the one that comes in the first or second game of the season when we pull a surprise good away result out of the bag. That hasn't arrived yet but it will its got to hasn't it? That's all I am saying today I am tired and emotional I hate the analysis defeats so not going to bother. ps I have just read all quiet.. Yet again spot on and he can be bothered to type it too. pps norwood greenhouse you are going down and out.
I never normally celebrate birthdays but this one I am canning the arse out of for everything I can get . I am off again this weekend for another do almost a fortnight after the event! I just blame my age when hungover and get away scot free. Why did I never do this before? With Ramadan starting soon I can blend that in to Christmas then on to Passover I could be off till next year on religious grounds, couple of days away from the grindstone and my loafing nature returns to the fore. Get up at 10 bit of praying (just in case I am being watched) then off down the boozer. Charlton are on the telly all the time (sky follow the glamour clubs) happy days. Talking of telly has anyone else got an itv hangover? Everyone knows MOTD is the best highlights show but like our forefathers in the 70's we had to suffer itv's attempts at football coverage. I never used to watch..... I cannot remember what it was called now ' on the premierball' or something so my TV body clock is out of synch so I keep missing MOTD. I have just read that back when I said TV body clock I meant television not tranny .No my tranny clock is bang on, up to the moment, finger on the pulse, on the ball (ah) when I whack on the slap I look like j-lo's sister (the one with a beer gut and stubble).
My weekend in Prague it seems is not enough to qualify me for the Czech national team. Disgusted I tried Romania but staying in the same hotel as some Romanian fans isn't good enough either. fifa you have destroyed a not so young mans dreams. With Blatter in Azerbaijan I cannot even slip him a bung. Well I am back in body if not yet mind, I need to lie down for a few days and return to Prague as soon as possible. Any nations whose national dish is various meats and beer is close to my heart. Lets go Sparta! (Czech for up the addicks)
I am off for a few days to celebrate my decline in to old age and having my bag drained by a district nurse once a fortnight. I will be visiting an exiled addick in Prague a wonderful cultural city with castles , bridges numerous galleries...Oh hang on what's this.. It says here its the birthplace of larger! What a happy coincidence! I plan to pop up smiling on around about Tuesday.
Was there football on at the weekend? I thought I was an international weekend (curling, ten pin bowling or knitting I don't care as long as there was no football on). Well my physic powers have proved themselves to be, as many of you may have suspected, bollocks. The bookies have their money back and equilibrium has returned. Yet again phone ins have demanded curbs head after another 4-0 away defeat, what are you talking about? If anyone is to blame its me for breaking my own rule of never betting on my own side. Never again. Well I was awol again at the weekend working on my new opus Shopgirls of the Southcoast not only is enjoyable research but the staff discounts come in handy. This crucial fact finding mission did however mean I had to listen to the Addicks brave defence on BBC London and by the sounds of it most of the reports are accurate we held them for a while but then crumbled under the weight of the gunners attack. We have been guilty this season of some very sloppy passing this is an obvious side effect of trying to rebuild the centre of the team in the pressure cooker of the premiership. We get away with it at home but have been exposed away. Shit happens move on, we will hit our Christmas purple patch soon (hopefully) and our thoughts will turn towards Europe again (even more hopefully).
If rumors are to be believed Curbs and Scott have buried their differences. Which could lead to a return of the prodigal son to the valley. As much as we hate to admit it we have been missing Scott's ability in mid field. It was not his runs or even the goals we have been lacking but his interceptions. Even though we are having our best start to a season I have noticed the ease in which teams have been passing through our mid field. Our recent run of solid results comes from playing one or even two defenders in mid field which does not lend itself to exciting play and the back four are under constant pressure. So if curbs can forgive can we? If we get him for half of what we sold him for it will be like we got Franny and Danny for free that cannot be bad. So all the boo boys feel free when spotty is playing for Chelsea (you will probably have to go to a reserve game to do it) but if he pulls on the red shirt again that will be a different matter.