Reet fails to get fifa clearance

My weekend in Prague it seems is not enough to qualify me for the Czech national team. Disgusted I tried Romania but staying in the same hotel as some Romanian fans isn't good enough either. fifa you have destroyed a not so young mans dreams. With Blatter in Azerbaijan I cannot even slip him a bung. Well I am back in body if not yet mind, I need to lie down for a few days and return to Prague as soon as possible. Any nations whose national dish is various meats and beer is close to my heart. Lets go Sparta! (Czech for up the addicks)