What was I on last night?

Got on a bit of a feng shui tip last night it would seem. I can assure you however I was not on the same substances as a certain lanky defender who is currently working on his tan. I have received rumors that the player in question has a problem of 'scarface ' proportions and there are photos of him and his ex TV girlfriend 'face down in a pile of the stuff'. Could this explain rapid movements on the transfer market?

hush hush on the downlow